1 post tagged “bidet”

I could spend a week designing a dream bathroom. Certainly there is jacuzzi. The shower would have to have various nozzles of different sizes and at different heights, and I would neat one of those giant head to toe mirrors, and enough towel racks to hold a dozen towels.

But recently I've decided to add something....quirky to my dreamhouse...

The Bidet.

I laughed the first time I saw a bidet. It's an enema machine! It squirts water at your bum! And worse, it's French!

Then I got to thinking, I wash my bum in the shower. I like having a clean bum. And I know this sounds gross, but I always make sure I've showered before I go on a date for specific reasons having to do with a cleanly washed bum. Sometimes I'll take a shower even if I've already showered that day just because....well because of the whole bum situation.

Yet a bidet perfectly solves this problem. A clean bum after every trip to the bathroom! Is that too weird? After all, the French do have a better health care system, it might go to say that they have a better hygiene system as well. Then again...they don't shave their armpits so I guess it's give and take.

Link Time

1) Find someone: it's a simple public records search engine. Easy to use, try it out.

2) Orthorexia Nervosa: It's a post from a health blog about the dangers of obsessing over healthy eating. Yes, you can eat TOO healthy.